Friday, May 12, 2006

Ways To Turn Men Down

HE: can I buy you a drink?

SHE: Actually I'd rather have the money



HE: I'm a photographer i've been looking for a face likeyours!

SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon .i've been looking for a face like yours!!!



HE: Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? or was it twice?

SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake

twice!!!



HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?

SHE: I must've been given your share!!!



HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?

SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!!



HE: Your face must turn a few heads!

SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs!!!



HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!

SHE: Okay, get out!!!



HE: I think I could make you very happy

SHE: Why? Are you leaving?



HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me?

SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!!!



HE: Can I have your name?

SHE: Why, don't you already have one?



HE: Shall we go and see a film?

SHE: I've already seen it!!!



HE: Where have you been all my life?

SHE: Hiding from you.



HE: Haven't I seen you some place before?

SHE: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.



HE: Is this seat empty?

SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.



HE: So, what do you do for a living?

SHE: I'm a female impersonator.



HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?

SHE: Do not enter.



HE: Your body is like a temple.

SHE: Sorry, there are no services today.



HE: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.

SHE: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die

laughing.



HE: Where have you been all my life?

SHE: Where I'll be the rest of your life - in your

wildest dreams

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